Hair and Body Lice Outbreak at Occupy Portland
Only 1 solution...
Body lice, AKA crabs.
Reminds me of a joke from high school back in the fifties. Shave half the hair, douse the other half with lighter fluid and set fire to it. Then as the lice run out, stab them with an ice pick...
Works every time...
You will love this one.
Police said there have been reports of ringworm and scabies at the camp in recent days. County officials did not immediately respond to requests for comment about health conditions at the camp.
Lane said he planned to continue talks with Occupy campers this week.
Seems like an apt metaphor to me. The 'occupiers' occupied by their own ilk.
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