I plan to make the world's most expensive tea - out of panda poo

[bijou]

College lecture An Yanshi has collected five tons of panda excrement to create a new type of tea.

He believes the rich fertiliser will give rise to a unique aroma that will make his brew a connoisseurs' favourite, which he will be able to sell for up to £50,000 per kilo.

'Pandas have a very poor digestive system and only absorb about 30 per cent of everything they eat. That means their excrement is rich in fibres and nutrients,' Yanshi explained.

'It has a mature, nutty taste and a very distinctive aroma while it's brewing.'

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/881457-...#ixzz1dgkTGZrD

[Rockntractor]

I'm sure they won't have any trouble feeding it to people like Wei.

[Rockntractor]

Think of the germs, this could cause a pandemic!:eek:

[SarasotaRepub]

I'll pass. :D

[Rockntractor]

I'll pass. :D

So will the panda!:D

[bijou]

Think of the germs, this could cause a pandemic!:eek:

What an un-bear-able pun. :D