Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1 Occupy letter to Mom 
    patriot45
    patriot45 is offline
    I hate HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Plant City, Florida
    Posts
    11,982
    Default 11-17-2011, 01:10 PM
    Dear Mom I'm sorry I've kept you in the dark

    I'm writing this letter from an occupy park

    Since what I'm saying is going to sound bad

    You'd better not show this letter to dad

    I'll tell you some things I'm getting for free

    The first on the list is a nice STD

    I spend every night with a different occupy bitch (or witch lol)

    Who've given me cooties and maybe the itch

    I know this is short but I've got to close

    Its hard to write while holding my nose

    If you'd send me a package it would be really super

    Please include some food and some drugs and a giant pooperscooper

    :Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
    ” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
    .
    Reply With Quote  
     
  2. #2  
    SarasotaRepub
    SarasotaRepub is offline
    eeeevil Sith Admin SarasotaRepub's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    FL & MO
    Posts
    50,921
    Default 11-17-2011, 02:04 PM
    May the FORCE be with you!
    Reply With Quote  
     
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules