Occupy letter to Mom

[patriot45]

Dear Mom I'm sorry I've kept you in the dark

I'm writing this letter from an occupy park

Since what I'm saying is going to sound bad

You'd better not show this letter to dad

I'll tell you some things I'm getting for free

The first on the list is a nice STD

I spend every night with a different occupy bitch (or witch lol)

Who've given me cooties and maybe the itch

I know this is short but I've got to close

Its hard to write while holding my nose

If you'd send me a package it would be really super

Please include some food and some drugs and a giant pooperscooper

[SarasotaRepub]