Dear Mom I'm sorry I've kept you in the dark
I'm writing this letter from an occupy park
Since what I'm saying is going to sound bad
You'd better not show this letter to dad
I'll tell you some things I'm getting for free
The first on the list is a nice STD
I spend every night with a different occupy bitch (or witch lol)
Who've given me cooties and maybe the itch
I know this is short but I've got to close
Its hard to write while holding my nose
If you'd send me a package it would be really super
Please include some food and some drugs and a giant pooperscooper
