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    Default 11-16-2011, 04:53 PM
    From Iowahawk. Enjoy:

    With Apologies to Allan Sherman

    Hello Faddah
    Hello Mama
    I'm Occupying
    Camp Obama
    I'm protesting
    Wall Street grabbings
    And trying to avoid the hobo stabbings

    On my iPhone
    With my last tweet
    I down-twinkled
    Jews on Wall Street
    Please don't worry
    About psychosis
    'Cause my Guy Fawkes mask repels tuberculosis

    We are saving
    This whole nation
    With some squad car
    Defecation
    We went marching
    in Zucotti
    And got applauded by the Nazi Party

    There's a raping
    Every day now
    Some are straight and
    Some are gay now
    Latest outbreak
    Dysentery
    In the food tent over by the Ben & Jerry's

    Taaaake me home
    Oh Dad and Mama
    Taaaake me home
    From Camp Obama
    Don't leave me
    Out in the plaza scent
    Made by
    The 99 percent

    Cosign loans
    Oh Dad and Mama
    Don't make groans
    Oh Dad and Mama
    'Cause Van Jones
    Assures me that it's cool
    For me
    To go to graduate schooooool

    Just a minute
    Dad and Mama
    Got a message
    From Obama
    He doesn't like the
    way we're livin'
    So our student loans are hereby all forgiven

    No more worries
    No more bothers
    All thanks to our
    Founding fathers
    Our dear leaders
    won't let me fail
    Dear Mom and Dad please disregard this email
    --Odysseus
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    Default 11-16-2011, 05:17 PM
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Default 11-16-2011, 05:42 PM
    And I thought it couldn't get any worse than the sixties............

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    Default 11-16-2011, 09:57 PM
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    From Iowahawk. Enjoy:

    With Apologies to Allan Sherman

    That was pretty good. I could almost hear the scratches on the record on our Hi-Fi. God, I am old. But you aren't really old enough to remember "the hi-fi" are you?
    While you were hanging yourself , on someone else's words
    Dying to believe in what you heard
    I was staring straight into the shining sun
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    Default 11-16-2011, 10:55 PM
    Now they got ringworm and scabies.

    Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch.
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    Default 11-17-2011, 02:31 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    That was pretty good. I could almost hear the scratches on the record on our Hi-Fi. God, I am old. But you aren't really old enough to remember "the hi-fi" are you?
    Yes, I remember Hi-Fi. I'm only a couple of years younger than you are.
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