I am no longer proud to be an American.

[Adam Wood]

To the tune of "My Country Tis of Thee"

My country's always wrong;
This is the lib'ral's song:
A pox on meeeeeeeeeee.

Land where we should not be;
We should have died at sea;
There is no country worse than We;
A pox on meeeee........

LOL! Much win!

[FDK]

Move to Greece.

[JB]

In the midst of that rant about how bad America sucks, unemployment, not having enough to eat and the wasteful allocation of resources, the OP states that she "has to go get ready for Thanksgiving". Which is basically a day where Americans just gorge themselves, veg in front of the TV and fall asleep.

Hilarious.

[SarasotaRepub]

To the tune of "My Country Tis of Thee"

My country's always wrong;
This is the lib'ral's song:
A pox on meeeeeeeeeee.

Land where we should not be;
We should have died at sea;
There is no country worse than We;
A pox on meeeee........