Thread: Second Opinion
#1 Second Opinion11-24-2011, 04:40 PM
> The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
> news is that it will require castration
> You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on
> your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way
> to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
> He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he
> was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
> was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
> realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
> beginning and live a new life.
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'
> The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44
> Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
> 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
> Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new
> Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
> The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
> Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
> 'Been in the business 60 years.'
> Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
> Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about
> some new underwear?'
> Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
> The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
> Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
> The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
> press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
> heck of a headache.'
> New suit - $400
> New shirt - $36
> New underwear -$6
> Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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