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  1. #1 Anal Exceus, Shi'tia Alford: More of the Best Names Found In Harris County Records 
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    ...As always, a couple of disclaimers are in order. Not all, indeed not necessarily any, of these people were convicted of a crime. Additionally, the crimes they are accused of -- those that have been accused, that is -- are in some cases as minor as driving on a suspended license or possession of small amounts of pot.

    And so, without further ado:

    Patronne Dextrexxe Brooks: Puts us in mind of both tequila and porn.

    Pearlie Mae Cobbins: Now this is just a classic -- if I still had my 1976 Caddy Coupe de Ville, this would be her name.

    Anal Exceus: Oy.

    Tito Kunta Hunt: Someone like both Roots and Yugoslavian strongmen, but the resulting name comes across as naughty.

    Whithworth Treasure: Sounds like the leading man in a romance novel written by a sixth grader.

    Willie Nelson de Ochoa: Only in Texas.

    Shi'tia Alford: Might as well have alerted CPS the day they put this on the birth certificate. That name is child abuse, pure and simple.

    Heavenleigh Flores: Not super classy, but I kind of like it.

    Dacodunn Ahito Dante Antoine: Wow. Read it out loud. It sounds like some awesome foreign language. Fun name.

    Stylz Montavian Murry: I got stylz, baby, Montavian stylzzzzzz

    Aristotle Onassis Harris: Who knew some Houston mom would find a Greek shipping magnate so inspiring?

    Chastity Spotts: I learned about those in health class.

    Charmin Crew: No squares in stall two. Send in the Charmin Crew.

    Petrono Tum Pu: Sounds like stomach medicine you'd find in Indonesia.

    Joey Perfecto: Sounds like someone Eugene Levy would have played on SCTV.
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    PORCUS STAPHUS ADMIN Rockntractor's Avatar
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    They look like DU user names!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Someone has to do a study definitively linking weird parental taste in names with petty crime. There's a Nobel Prize in there somewhere. :)
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