Jesse Ventura: Apocalypse 2012!

**Elspeth** · 12-06-2011, 10:35 PM

Happy Holidays! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrac2...9B8FDA5A286CF5

**Kay** · 12-06-2011, 10:53 PM

Is he broadcasting this from Mexico?
He promised us in his last tantrum for attention he was leaving the USA
for good and going there to live, never to return to this fascist nation.

**Elspeth** · 12-06-2011, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Kay

Is he broadcasting this from Mexico?
He promised us in his last tantrum for attention he was leaving the USA
for good and going there to live, never to return to this fascist nation.

This is from his TV series. :)

I was thinking we should have a 2012 pool; we can bet on which disaster, if any, will hit. :D

**Kay** · 12-06-2011, 11:52 PM

I'm going with the polar shift theory for our total destruction.
It will be cool-er-est to watch.

**Elspeth** · 12-06-2011, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by Kay

I'm going with the polar shift theory for our total destruction.
It will be cool-er-est to watch.

Awesome!

1. Polar shift
2. Solar Flares destroys power grids all over the world
3. Comet hits earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dys3...=results_video

**Dan D. Doty** · 01-02-2012, 05:51 AM

Even to someone like me, Jesse was getting a bit squirlly.

As said before, John Titor; next big event WMD exchange in Middle East.

**AmPat** · 01-02-2012, 01:14 PM

Coincidentally, at lunch yesterday, a retired Communications LTC confirmed that NorthCom is working on a 2012 solar flare event. Apparently they believe a big one is coming also. :eek:

**DumbAss Tanker** · 01-03-2012, 12:49 PM

If anything happens that day, it will be purest coincidence, the odds of a solar flare, WMD attack, asteroid strike, caldera explosion, or any other damned thing are the same for any other day the same month (Some of them, like solar flares, do have a periodicity element, so I can't just say 'As any other day within 500 years to either side).

And Jesse has become a screaming nut-job.

**SarasotaRepub** · 01-03-2012, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by DumbAss Tanker

If anything happens that day, it will be purest coincidence, the odds of a solar flare, WMD attack, asteroid strike, caldera explosion, or any other damned thing are the same for any other day the same month (Some of them, like solar flares, do have a periodicity element, so I can't just say 'As any other day within 500 years to either side).

And Jesse has become a screaming nut-job.

Does he have time to bleed yet???

:D