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    PORCUS MAXIMUS Rockntractor's Avatar
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    As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot. It's the tortoise life for me!

    1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

    2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

    3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

    4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

    And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    good one
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    Grouchy Old Broad Kay's Avatar
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    Maude is my role model.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    Maude is my role model.
    That's well and fine, just remember to wear a bra when you are jumping rope.
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    And remember, an elephant is a vegetarian.
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    Cave men ate better than today's vegans and other liberal nuts,,,,,,,,,,They lived well into their 30s and 40s.
    Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
    C. S. Lewis
    Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:
    Ayn Rand
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