Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels & I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them that I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.......
Folks, we're screwed....