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    Come over and see my new hybrid - it runs on gasoline and prayer.
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    Aunt Sally had her 91st birthday last week and she still doesn't need glasses.







    Drinks right out of the bottle just like always.
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    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

    "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

    To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

    A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

    "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."
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    Uncle Ned has been in the ground 9 years and we still get his bills in the mail.......



    Aunt Bess rented him a tux.
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