Some Fun

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Come over and see my new hybrid - it runs on gasoline and prayer.

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Aunt Sally had her 91st birthday last week and she still doesn't need glasses.







Drinks right out of the bottle just like always.

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

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Uncle Ned has been in the ground 9 years and we still get his bills in the mail.......



Aunt Bess rented him a tux.