Thread: #07 Top DUmmie of 2011
#1 #07 Top DUmmie of 201112-27-2011, 09:27 PM
It’s also nice to see that Horse With no Name, #13 Top DUmmie in 2006, #05 Top DUmmie in 2007, and #12 Top DUmmie in 2009, made it into the top ten, as #07 Top DUmmie of 2011, because while she entertained us with some great bouncies during 2011, obviously she hasn’t won the golden bong.
Horse With no Name is also known as Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, the non-monickered equine, and the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives, and has been around Skins’s island for quite a few years now. She’s in her late 40s, born and raised in southern Oklahoma but currently lives somewhere around Dallas, Texas.
It’s very difficult to discern a “picture” of Ms. Ed from her own words, as everything she writes is lies; she’s the biggest liar on Skins’s island, bar none. There is however perhaps some credibility in her allegations of being a small woman with a “little girl” sort of voice, but that’s it.
The unappellated eohippus entertained decent and civilized people with all sorts of really interesting—and really improbable—bouncy tales in 2011.
Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Apr-18-11 10:08 AM
My neighbor told me yesterday it is getting too expensive for her to work. $40 each day for gas.
First of all...before those that will chime and say move...she can't.
We live in a dying community. Schools are dying. Jobs are headed out faster than you can count.
Businesses are shutting down. BUT, housing is cheap. You can afford your house payments. It is Texas, so very few can afford their utility bills, but...this lady can afford to live here.
Until now. Jobs are gone. She has had to go to work 2 hours a day one-way. She drives an economical vehicle.
She told me yesterday if it hits much higher, she won't be able to afford to go to work.
She is fairly apolitical...but she doesn't fall for the social scams that the republicans throw out there.
She doesn't care about gay marriage.
She doesn't care about abortion.
She cares that she can't afford to put gas in her car and go to work.
She cares that the schools are left unfunded this year and asks like many that I have heard in the last few weeks..."Where's the lottery money?" Where, indeed. It would be interesting to watch this story actually be covered because it was largely ignored when it happened.
She cares that her health insurance skyrocketed and is basically useless because of high copays.
She cares because ONE MORE small business closed its doors around here a couple of weeks ago and now those people have no jobs.
She cares because there isn't ANYONE doing anything about what affects us all the most.
I'd like to think she is in the majority...but then I met a lady at the gas pumps the other day. Blaming all of this on the Democrats. Too stupid to open her eyes and realize that she demonized me when...when it all comes down to it...I'm on her side.
But her masters have taught her to hate me...and that is what she will do. Because even in their evilness they realize, that they cannot carry out THEIR agenda unless neighbors hate neighbors.
Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-30-11 01:07 AM
My daughter was 4 days late on her car payment
She called the bank to get an extension for 6 days.
They were rude and condescending.
Told her that her car was scheduled to be repoed. :wtf:
The lady told her that the bank was tired of all of the late payments by everyone and was going to start cracking down on everyone and start picking up cars and stop extending payments.
Personally? I think they are bullying her because she owes about $2k on a car that books out at $16k and they want to find a way to take it.
I told her this bank wasn't anything but a tote-the-note lot.
Ultimately, they did give her the extension...but they did it after demeaning her and worrying her.
I am so sick of these parasitic fuckers.
Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun May-15-11 11:44 AM
Someone else's daughter
My daughter has a friend. This friend was adopted at a young age by her stepfather and started being rebellious at around age 16. Her parents spoiled her horribly--to the point of ruining her. Late model cars, expensive horses, money in her pocket...with no responsibilities attached.
She has expectations that everyone is here to serve HER. I am not even sure she knows what "Thank you" means.
When she was 18--they kicked her to the curb because her attitude was so horrible. To be fair, it was just as horrible when she was 12--but they encouraged it at that point.
We live in a very small town. It is pretty difficult for a kid to get in trouble here--even if they want to because everyone knows everyone else and frankly, will tell your parents on you.
This girl has been staying with us on and off for the last couple of years. We've really tried to help her. When we get her on the right track, her parents take her back with open arms, buy her cars and give her money and then she will move back in. Then, when she screws up again, they take everything away and they kick her out and back she comes, does well, goes back, etc.
Well, this time when her parents kicked her out, she didn't come back here. She went to a club in Houston and met a guy who was going to help her out. He went out and bought her some less-than-respectable clothes, and told her she could chill at his place and then he would help her make some money.
Now, I know what this means. Or at least I have a pretty good idea of what HE has in mind.
This girl is spoiled and is definitely her own worst enemy...but she is NOT worldly at all.
My daughter is beside herself about this situation. She knows what this girl is getting herself off into. I had to sit her down and explain to her that it isn't HER responsibility to save this girl.
She isn't responsible. I also told her that her parents should understand that when you keep throwing your kid to the wolves...sooner or later, the wolves will find them.
I have contemplated telling her parents about what is going on, but the last time I did, they got pissed and told me to mind my own business. I truly fear for this girl's safety. I don't know what to do.
Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Fri Jun-10-11 04:51 PM
Well...I don't know whether to be proud of my daughter or mad at her
One of her friends was sharing that he ran out of gas, didn't have any money and nobody would stop to help him. He ended up having to walk a ways before he got some help and man is it hot here!
This upset her--she knows the economy sucks, and since we live in a poor area anyway, she sees first hand how it harms everyone--and how hard everyone struggles.
So....what does she do? She picked up a guy that she didn't know walking down the road and took him to his destination.
She said she could tell by looking at him that he wasn't a serial killer.
I know how she feels, it is tough to see folks struggle, but to be honest, this kind of scared me a little.
Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Sat Jul-09-11 01:19 AM
I just got a job match. It is in the "private sector" paying $80/hour--40 hour work week.
Although I have a job, I kept myself listed...just in case.
However...this is double the normal pay for what I do.
It is in the private sector.
I can't imagine what it might be, or even better--WHO it might be for...but even for that kind of money, I think I will steer clear.
Something doesn't sound right with this one.
The above’s just a sampling from 2011; if one “searches” “Horse” specifically in the DUmpster here, one comes across forty pages of links to Ms. Ed.
The odd thing about the unappellated eohippus is that she tries to give the impression she’s a registered nurse…..without actually saying so.
However, this has never jived with her tale of having to pay $500, allegedly 25% of her monthly salary for medical insurance; five hundred dollars is 25% of $2,000 a month, and it’s about as likely a registered nurse is working for only $24,000 a year as a nuclear physicist is working for minimum wage.
However, $24,000 sounds about right for a keyboardist in a medical office or abortion mill.
And as we all know, Horse With no Name loves abortion more than anything else in the whole world; she’s over the past years celebrated abortion with a joy and enthusiasm resembling a wild, frenzied orgasm, making even the other primitives and the late Vast Teddy look pro-life by comparison.
God forgive me for saying it, but it has to be said. White trash.
12-27-2011, 09:53 PM
Good to see Horse with No Brain in the top 10 this year!!! :DMay the FORCE be with you!
12-27-2011, 10:07 PM
There's her claim to have inspected 10,000 or 100,000 or whatever, intimate parts of males.
That totally escaped me while I was writing the award.
12-28-2011, 12:20 AM
Have you considered philately or perhaps ornithology?
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