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  1. #1 YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when... 
    Ancient Fire Breather Retread's Avatar
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    1 You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
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    Forget forwarding, this is heading straight to facebook :-D The last two are the scariest, just because we have gotten so darn predictable.
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    I like the cell phone one. Somehow I got through much of my life without people being able to contact me instantly, I doubt I could now. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    I like the cell phone one. Somehow I got through much of my life without people being able to contact me instantly, I doubt I could now. :(
    I'm not sure I could make it to work and back with my G2.
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