Before I get started, I have to get something else out of the way first.
For the record, only my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad have the right to “accept” anything “on behalf of democraticunderground.” The yenta’s just another primitive on Skins’s island, nothing more than that.nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-24-11 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. Oh the usual place?
I will accept it in the name of du. Gladly.
They hate that actually.
The award for the Top DUmmie of 2011 is solely and only and uniquely presented to the honoree, no one else. Not Skins’s island, not “on behalf” of any or all the other primitives; it belongs only to the honoree, and is a reflection of her accomplishments, not those of democraticunderground and all its other members.
Now that we have that straightened out, franksolich is proud to announce the top winner for 2011, the pinnacle of the epitome, the highest of the high, the Top DUmmie of 2011, nadinbrzezinski, who is additionally the winner of the Willie, the award given that DUmmie who did a great deal in spreading and enhancing the good name and reputation of Skins’s island.
Boggles the mind, her list of accomplishments: writer of science fiction and fantasy books, emergency medical technician, peace activist, world traveler, election fraud analyst, dairy expert, radiation exposure expert, exemplar of the Mexican educational system, combat medic, professional historian, military and gaming strategist, survivalist, disaster preparedness consultant, expert on early childhood development, philanthropist, climatologist with specialization in catastrophic catastrophes, macro-scale political and social trends analyst, expert on experts, community organizer, learned in nuclear physics, student of Japanese suicide customs, Platinum Medallion-level Frequent Googler, script reader, trend spotter, tipping point detector, Rubicon Crosser, toy soldier player, international finance expert, peak oil forecaster, Queen of Comical Malaprops, nuclear power plant evaluator, emergency triage expert, epidemiologist, talent scout, analyst of Egyptian politics, world-class sociologist, theologian, clerica duties guaranteeing and preserving prisoners’ rights while in foreign custody, full-time MSNNBC viewer, home appliance technician, global viewer, barista, medical billing specialist, geologist, expert on victim psychology, police dispatcher, earthquake preparation specialist, reporter, physiologist, hat-taker, film critic…..and many more…..
nadinbzezinski’s resume of her accomplishments can be found here:
The above was a thread in the DUmping Ground started by our pulchtritudinous colleague Traveshamockery, and it’s pretty long. But one doesn’t have to read it all; just go to the sixth page and admire the professional-quality resume Traveshamockery made for this year’s top primitive.
It’s awesome. It might even get nadinbrzesinski a paying job, if she passes it around.
There’s still one unresolved issue when it comes to this year’s Top DUmmie; one wonders if her husband’s aware of all she’s done, or if she’s been doing it behind his back. This is a matter of concern, because he might not know people are laughing at him behind his back, having such a yenta for a wife.
Great should be his wrath when he finds out.