The Orkin man---?Pishaa! I saw these freaks cut a man in half with their jaws. They drink Raid like Kool-Aid.
Did I mention the screech?
Snow machines, like they use at ski resorts, could work. When I was a kid, I used to worry about killer bees, until our 6th grade science teacher set us straight by informing us that killer bees couldn't survive a Michigan winter (except this one, so far).
Did some checking. It would appear you are referring to one Flagator who seems to still be around here. Checking his profile he seems to be a good bit better liked than you. Certainly his postings at...