Quote Originally Posted by AmPat View Post
The Orkin man---?Pishaa! I saw these freaks cut a man in half with their jaws. They drink Raid like Kool-Aid.

Did I mention the screech?

Snow machines, like they use at ski resorts, could work. When I was a kid, I used to worry about killer bees, until our 6th grade science teacher set us straight by informing us that killer bees couldn't survive a Michigan winter (except this one, so far).