The Orkin man---?Pishaa! I saw these freaks cut a man in half with their jaws. They drink Raid like Kool-Aid.
Did I mention the screech?
Snow machines, like they use at ski resorts, could work. When I was a kid, I used to worry about killer bees, until our 6th grade science teacher set us straight by informing us that killer bees couldn't survive a Michigan winter (except this one, so far).
OK, Kimmie, which is it? Are you leaving the US because you're fearful of consequences for thing's you've posted on FB? Or are you worried about problems when you return 10 days later? I ask, because...