White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

[Elspeth]

Need to work in Bamas old preacher to. The Grand Reverend Wright.

Wright is a Martian for sure. :)

[Kay]

I have to think this is a hoaks.
If the CIA really had the know-how to teleport Barry to Mars
I feel sure that they would have left him there sorta on purpose.

[Rockntractor]

I have to think this is a hoaks.
If the CIA really had the know-how to teleport Barry to Mars
I feel sure that they would have left him there sorta on purpose.

You would think, otherwise we would just call them the CA!

[Arroyo_Doble]

No crazier than a lot of the stuff out there.

[AmPat]

White House also confirms Obama seldom in White House. America is grateful!

[noonwitch]

I remember the Bush is an Alien headlines from the grocery store checkout tabloids during Bush senior's presidency. They would morph his face with that of a so-called alien.

[Articulate_Ape]

I, for one, am very glad that the Obama Administration cleared this matter up once and for all.

[enslaved1]

I posted this story awhile back, why would the White House even respond to it?
WWWT(What would Woody think)?

Why? Easy, because it's better than responding to any of the real issues going on.

[Elspeth]

Why? Easy, because it's better than responding to any of the real issues going on.

And we have a winnah!

[Odysseus]

Wright is a Martian for sure. :)

"You people make me sooooo angry. God bless America? No! God damn America!"

I have to think this is a hoaks.
If the CIA really had the know-how to teleport Barry to Mars
I feel sure that they would have left him there sorta on purpose.

The CIA is just as liberal as the rest of the State Dept., but DARPA is part of DOD. Our chrononauts know better than to discuss this openly. :D

I, for one, am very glad that the Obama Administration cleared this matter up once and for all.

Yep. Now, if they'd just release his college transcripts with the same speed...