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  1. #1 The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat 
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    The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat

    "An Oldie But Goodie,Still Very Much The Truth
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    A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
    many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
    Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of
    higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words
    redistribution of wealth.

    She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican,
    a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had
    participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
    her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what
    he thought should be his .

    One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes
    on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
    self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
    truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she
    was doing in school.

    Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and
    let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
    taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
    left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She
    didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many
    college friends because she spent all her time studying.

    Her father listened and then asked, ‘How is your friend Audrey doing?’
    She replied, ‘Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
    classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
    popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to
    all the parties and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes
    because she’s too hung over.’

    Her wise father asked his daughter, ‘Why don’t you go to the Dean’s
    office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
    who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly
    that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.’

    The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired
    back, ‘That’s a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I’ve worked really
    hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work!
    Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I
    worked my tail off!’

    The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, ‘Welcome to the
    Republican party.’
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    That's a good one, thanks. :)
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    I use this one all the time with students when they start in on how "unfair" capitalism is.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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