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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    You have no idea how much I'd like to punch that "guy" in the OP...right in the eye....just to see the damage it would cause.
    I know exactly how you feel.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    Body art creates jobs!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Next contestant please...

    Some days I feel this way, it would be bad if you got pulled over or audited though.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    If only I could slip a camera into work, I'd snag some doozies to add to the list. Mostly huge neck tattoos, though. Some of the inmates have stuff on their face, but nothing a little foundation couldn't cover up.
    Romans 6:18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    He's off to a good start...
    What does one do? Walk into the shop and say "Give me the Lecter, only on my eyes".
    Be Not Afraid.
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    That first one makes me cringe just looking at him. :(
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    I suppose if you got bored you could play chess with this guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    I suppose if you got bored you could play chess with this guy
    Well, he at least could get a career as a driver for Checker Cab.
    Olde-style, states' rights conservative. Ask if this concept confuses you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enslaved1 View Post
    If only I could slip a camera into work, I'd snag some doozies to add to the list. Mostly huge neck tattoos, though. Some of the inmates have stuff on their face, but nothing a little foundation couldn't cover up.
    We used to have an inmate who had the word "Skin" tattooed at his hair line on his forehead. When he got there, he was bald('skin' head, get it?), but given the racial makeup of the prison(nearly 80% black). He let his hair grow out so it covered the tat.
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    Let's not be sexist here...
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