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    Default 01-19-2012, 11:41 AM
    Nice hack job. They kind of admit that they were completely wrong about the familial connection, but quickly try to shuffle the cards and direct your attention elsewhere.

    Pulling this from Breaking News.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Default 01-19-2012, 11:49 AM
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Default 01-19-2012, 11:51 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    The voice is so awful, though. It always sounds like she has phlegm and needs to clear her throat. I would think that would reduce boinkability considerably.
    You got that that right. A voice almost as melodious as Nancy Pelosi's. Ugh.
    Olde-style, states' rights conservative. Ask if this concept confuses you.
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    Default 01-19-2012, 11:57 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Wood View Post
    You got that that right. A voice almost as melodious as Nancy Pelosi's. Ugh.
    Duct tape.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Default 01-19-2012, 12:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    The voice is so awful, though. It always sounds like she has phlegm and needs to clear her throat. I would think that would reduce boinkability considerably.
    Well you wont be able to hear a thing if you use duct-tape :D
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    Default 01-19-2012, 12:14 PM
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    Well you wont be able to hear a thing if you use duct-tape :D
    I knew you must have a kink, I just didn't know what it was. :p
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Default 01-19-2012, 12:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Shes about the only Dem in public service thats close to being bionkable.

    *Shudder*

    She used to look that way on low-res TV, but this year even that has stopped being kind to her.
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    Default 01-19-2012, 12:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I knew you must have a kink, I just didn't know what it was. :p
    lol Among many others ;)
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    Default 01-19-2012, 12:57 PM
    I'm not buying it, there is no way she was ever a cute little baby!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Default 01-19-2012, 01:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I'm not buying it, there is no way she was ever a cute little baby!
    I know her being a lib makes her ugly on the inside but shes ok on the outside :)
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