Meet the “Occubears”…

**Apocalypse** · 01-23-2012, 08:06 PM

HAHAHA!!!

Dateline Portland Oregon, January 18, 2011 - Lock up the kids honey, Occupy Portland is on the move again. I have been doing Citizen Journalism for about a year and a half now. File this one under whatever the heck you want: I have officially seen it all. In a bizarre creepy twist to the so-called “movement,” which has cost the city well in excess of $1.75M, Occupy Portland has formed a group called: ”Occubears.”
The information for the group includes the following:

Carebears come to life to protect the 99% and heal the 1%

Description:
– Occubears are the frontline peace block to help protect protestors from the police batons.

Current needs:
– Base of operations (preferably the same location) A.K.A. Care-A-Lot
– A place to store materials & equipment that will become the occubears.
– A place to build them.

People:
– To creatively design the occubears for both comfort and functionality on the front lines- to help build the Occubears once the design phase is complete.

Materials:
– Suits: (Single Colored) Hoodies, Sweat pants, Big puffy jackets.
– Padding: Soft plush material stuffing, old camping pads, old pillows, old down comforters, old comfy chairs.
– Joint pads: Knee, elbow, shoulder hips & fingers/hands
– Helmets (baseball, football, skate boarding, rollerblading, snow boarding)

Keep reading…

**Rockntractor** · 01-23-2012, 08:14 PM

Down twinkles!:eek:

**SarasotaRepub** · 01-23-2012, 08:16 PM

Shoot them bears...:D

**Apocalypse** · 01-23-2012, 08:20 PM

These guys are going to be getting between the police and the protesters when conflicts happen. They honestly believe a cop wont club them a few more times just for good measure if confronted by these morons. lol

JB · 01-23-2012, 08:23 PM

Outstanding.

The Brigade loves easily identifiable targets.

JB · 01-23-2012, 08:31 PM

Know what's sad? Those are non-females. And non-children.

I refer to them that way because they are not men. You want to know why the country is heading into a certain shitty direction? Take a look.