You're one of the minority who still use vacuum tubes.
You read musicians friend,even though you can't afford most of the stuff in the catalog.
You always have someone knocking on your door to "turn it down".
What? WHAT YOU SAY? I can't hear so good......
you can read tabs better than sheet music.
When someone says "Tube" you say,better than solid state.
you know everyone at [big chain music store] by name because you go there a lot,but you never buy stuff from there.