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    If a bird farts in flight, does it momentarily go faster?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    If a bird farts in flight, does it momentarily go faster?
    if he lites its it becomes instant after burner. yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by namvet View Post
    if he lites its it becomes instant after burner. yes
    Eewww, burned feathers + fart!:eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    If a bird farts in flight, does it momentarily go faster?
    It would have to, right? You know, equal and opposite and all that rot.

    The problem would be finding an instrument sensitive enough to measure change in velocity

    But wait?! Do birds fart? I suspect not, as they don't pee. That's why bird poop is all runny.
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    If a bird farts in flight, does it momentarily go faster?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck View Post
    It would have to, right? You know, equal and opposite and all that rot.

    The problem would be finding an instrument sensitive enough to measure change in velocity

    But wait?! Do birds fart? I suspect not, as they don't pee. That's why bird poop is all runny.
    Answer:

    Yes birds do fart. The reason you do not hear it or smell it is because their diet doesn't make smelly gas and you do not hear birds fart because they do not have any butt cheeks.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_birds_fart#ixzz1lHj49zLF



    Dude has never met a buzzard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Answer:

    Yes birds do fart. The reason you do not hear it or smell it is because their diet doesn't make smelly gas and you do not hear birds fart because they do not have any butt cheeks.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_birds_fart#ixzz1lHj49zLF



    Dude has never met a buzzard!
    bet a buzzard can hit mach 1
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