Why did the Navy name a ship the USS Hole In The Head?
Dentist: How often do you brush your teeth?
Patient: Nine times a day on average
Dentists: That's excessive!
Patient: You're the one who told me to brush after every meal.
And this is relevant to this story because...
Noonie -redirection fail
That is one fine cop!!!
My sister had a friend in college who had a bunch of warrants out for unpaid tickets and things like that. He was walking down the street one day and the cops pulled up next to him and said "John...
......what do you ask a camel before serving tea?
One hump or two.