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  1. #1 Four Old Italian Ladies 
    Ancient Fire Breather Retread's Avatar
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    These four older ladies who lived in Italy
    Always sat outside together near the church
    And chatted about when they were younger.
    One month ago they pooled their money together
    And bought a laptop.



    Never having been, but having heard all about Florida ,
    They just happened to click on St. Augustine , FL.
    They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by
    The Spaniards when they arrived there.
    They collected up all they had left and sent for four
    Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.

    The rest of this story will make you a believer, because
    Here they are today...................



    No.......This is TRUE! Really!
    Would We lie to you?
    We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.
    Seriously...

    HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
    Make checks payable to:
    "Democratic National Committee"
    (You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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    You know, the sad thing is that there is probably at least 1 person who would send money expecting the water expecting it to work. Besides, everyone knows that you need a tear from a mermaid in order for the water to work. :D
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    Don't want to be picky but those women are chunky and pushing 40. Nice racks though :D

    So those old women got ripped off :D ;)
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    Wow!

    I don't care how old they really are guys ... I wouldn't mess with the one in the red bikini ... she still looks dangerous when wet! :biggrin:

    ~ ABC
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    Senior Member Madisonian's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Don't want to be picky but those women are chunky and pushing 40. Nice racks though :D

    So those old women got ripped off :D ;)
    When you are 60, you will be begging for a 40 year old. Even chunky ones like those.:biggrin:
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