The local council school, St Sebastian Secondary, in a dry village about 45 miles south of second city Bulawayo, is under investigation by the education ministry after several traumatic weeks when teenage girls ran away screaming that they had been attacked by goblins.

The school is in Sigangatsha village not far from the national park where Cecil John Rhodes is buried.

Parents say their daughters were attacked in classrooms by dwarf human beings which transformed into baboons. ...

Those goblins get everywhere. :wink: