AmPat Officially Retired!

**AmPat** · 03-01-2012, 03:17 AM

Today, CW4 AmPat is officially retired. My only regret is I have the retirement certificate signed by the most disgraceful president in the history of our great country. The upside is that I don't have to serve under the loathsome POC any longer.

**Bailey** · 03-01-2012, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by AmPat

Today, CW4 AmPat is officially retired. My only regret is I have the retirement certificate signed by the most disgraceful president in the history of our great country. The upside is that I don't have to serve under the loathsome POC any longer.

CONGRATS

Can you white out the magic negros name and put bush?

**Molon Labe** · 03-01-2012, 08:53 AM

So what are you going to do with your life now? Still a young man. Some of us still have many years left.

**SarasotaRepub** · 03-01-2012, 09:44 AM

Congrats!!!!

**Zeus** · 03-01-2012, 10:18 AM

Future Walmart Greeter

Don't laugh it's one of their highest paid non managerial positions and you get discounts on Coffee & underwear

The Military lost a god and civilian world gains a disciple.

**bijou** · 03-01-2012, 10:19 AM

Congratulations and I hope you have a very long and happy retirement.

**BadCat** · 03-01-2012, 10:22 AM

Congrats, AmPat. And thanks.

**Starbuck** · 03-01-2012, 10:41 AM

WELL DONE, AmPat!

I remember so well the day I retired. It was wonderful! Are you staying where you are or are you going to relocate?

**Odysseus** · 03-01-2012, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Zeus

Future Walmart Greeter

Don't laugh it's one of their highest paid non managerial positions and you get discounts on Coffee & underwear

The Military lost a god and civilian world gains a disciple.

Cool! They have comic book character underoos in adult sizes! Put me down for a Green Lantern set of boxer briefs.

A few months ago, I was walking to the Metro station and a guy jogged past me, and as he did, he said, "Hang in there, you're going to love retirement." Here's hoping that he was right. Enjoy.

**AmPat** · 03-01-2012, 11:40 AM

Thanks to all.

I am actually trying to fill my time by volunteering at a Christian Retreat Center, work at the church a couple days a month, fix things around the house, ride the HD, run marathons, hiking weather permitting, and being a nuisance to the woman. She gets twice the time with me and a third of the money. She is in Panama coordinating the building of a church we have been constructing for the last few years. I will return with her in April to finish it-------Finally!

Then, who knows? A part time job (The Walmart Greeter is a great idea)?

I've been thinking of a research project where I dress in Homeless Jimmy attire and take donations from people. The idea is to station myself at known liberal hangouts and alternately at known Conservative hangouts and collect from both. I will have a camera running and see how the people react to me and whether/how much they give to this downtrodden example of humanity.

I will then publish my findings on the web, perhaps Michelle Malkin can assist, and donate the money to charity.