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    A car races to get ahead of you before a road merges from 4 lane to 2 lane and then stops a half mile later to make a left turn in heavy traffic.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    A car races to get ahead of you before a road merges from 4 lane to 2 lane and then stops a half mile later to make a left turn in heavy traffic.
    I'd "of" thought you would "of" mentioned flat tires.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    I'd "of" thought you would "of" mentioned flat tires.
    I would of gotten that even without the quotes.
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    I'd "of" thought you would "of" mentioned flat tires.
    Routine, I have had 3 in the last week.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I would of gotten that even without the quotes.
    I wanted to be careful because your "special".
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Routine, I have had 3 in the last week.
    between the caltrops and goodyear stock, i'm making a killing...
    Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
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    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Routine, I have had 3 in the last week.
    Maybe if you weren't so big-boned they would last longer?
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    between the caltrops and goodyear stock, i'm making a killing...
    Heh.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    I wanted to be careful because your "special".
    More then you know.
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    OK, this may take a while...

    ...going to McDonald's and getting home only to find they got your order wrong.

    ...having it rain every time I go to the shooting range when it's time for me to qualify at work.

    ...going grocery shopping and of all the checkout line, you pick the no moving line.

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    .....liberals.
    The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
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