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#1 I know a dittohead who’s dumb beyond belief03-11-2012, 11:01 AM
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Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:16 AM
I know a dittohead who’s dumb beyond belief
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My neighbor’s cousin is visiting her here in Florida. This cousin thinks Limbaugh is “brilliant,” he watches Fox “News” to “stay informed,” and he’s a fundamentalist “Christian” who thinks science is made-up myth.
A few days ago, we went over to the beach and I decided to find out exactly how far his non-belief in science went.
There was a cargo ship out toward the horizon and it was sailing south. I asked him if he knew that ships going south moved faster than ships going north. “Really?” he said. “How come?” I told him to look at any map or globe and that it was obvious that ships sailing south were going downhill and ships sailing north were going uphill. Nodding his head he said, “That’s interesting. I never realized that.”
This is a true story and, quite honestly, I find it frightening to have to share the planet with people this incredibly stupid. It might be proof positive that listening to Limbaugh and watching Fox “News” rots your brain.
May the FORCE be with you!
03-11-2012, 11:51 AM
They aren't even putting much effort in their bouncys anymore.
03-11-2012, 01:10 PM
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The moon is upside down in the southern hemisphere, isn't it? Wait, there is no moon down there, right? Wait, the moon is in a different phase down there, right?
Most of the simpletons in the DUmp will believe this.Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
C. S. Lewis
Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:
03-11-2012, 01:40 PM
the calibre of this story is so low, my laptop just gained three pounds because of the bullshiiteGovernment is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
03-11-2012, 07:12 PM
I miss the ol' days of when a cop jumped out of the bushes.....ahhhhhhhhhhhh the good ol' days....Lets just paint some happy clouds over at the sunshine and lollipop land
03-11-2012, 08:27 PM
The cop that jumped out of the bushes launched a thousand bouncies but you know what...I'm beginning to believe that story is actually true. It has to be. Every other bouncy is just the same old shit (Fox, christian, white, repub, limbaugh). The players are always the same.
That cop story is truly unique. It almost has to be true.Be Not Afraid.
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