Report: Satan Worshippers Killed, Ate 4 Teens in Russia

[Bubba Dawg]

It didn't make it kosher, they just didn't have any meat tenderizer. Although considering that they were all teens, it should have been fairly tender anyway.

*feels flames of Hell flickering nearby for this post*

and for a musical accompaniment:

[Gingersnap]

Tragically, you will feeling those flames your own self, buddy. :p

[Bubba Dawg]

Tragically, you will feeling those flames your own self, buddy. :p

I was lead astray..!!!!:eek:

Satanist: Miss Manners, should Satanic human cannibalistic sacrifice be eaten with the fingers?

Miss Manners: No, the fingers should be eaten separately....bada bing!!!!

It is getting hot in here.....:eek:

[megimoo]

Hahahahahaha MEGIMOO!!!!!

i love you

Don't get your hopes up buttBoy, this isn't your Pedophlic Fraternity's open house !