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  1. #1 Funeral expense dilemna--not PC 
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    Sep 2002
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    Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
    > The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
    > The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and Tell him they still want Obama flown home.
    > The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to Get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this Religious country and you would only spend $100?"
    > One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was Buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply Can't take that risk".

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    I came to Texas as soon as I could

    But they are perfectly right!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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