Thread: Funeral expense dilemna--not PC
#1 Funeral expense dilemna--not PC03-22-2012, 10:53 AM
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
> The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."
> The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and Tell him they still want Obama flown home.
> The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to Get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this Religious country and you would only spend $100?"
> One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was Buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply Can't take that risk".
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03-22-2012, 06:22 PM
But they are perfectly right!It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
Originally Posted by Carol
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