BARACK OBAMA IS SUCH A DUMB LIBERAL THAT...
...the reason he pressed the "Present" button when voting so many times is because he thought then he'd get one.
...he's proposed abandoning Iraq and dividing the country between the Kurds and Whey.
...when he heard some abortion doctors needed new equipment, he got them shotguns to shoot down storks.
...he's claimed the government can afford all his proposals by raising taxes on people named "Rich."
...he's loudly complained about people confusing his name with Obama's.
...he tried to increase funding for St. Patrick's Day thinking it was a celebration of going green.
...when he realized he didn't know who the leaders of the terrorists are, he wrote his proposed surrender on the War on Terror "To Whom It May Concern."
...he gets angry at any foreign dignitaries who visits America and don't speak Spanish.
...trying to one up Hillary during the campaign, he proposed galactic health care.
...he says he's open to bisexual talks with North Korea.
...pandering to illegal immigrants he said, "Ich bin ein taco supreme!"
...when he first tried cocaine, he did it by sprinkling it on a donut.
...when trying to share in the culture when visiting an Islamic state, when about to pray he asked in what direction was Macaca.
...he feels guilty whenever he eats peanut butter on a Ritz since his church is always going on about how evil crackers are.
...when he heard his half-brother lives in a tiny hut in Kenya, he asked if it was the pizza kind.
...when he was told Republicans were engaged in an assault on "choice," he wrote a long letter in defense of Baskin-Robbins 31 Flavors.
...when he heard Bill Ayers had planted bombs at the Pentagon, he thought it was to help the military grow more bombs.
...he proposed a gay marriage bill to allow lesbians and gay men to marry.
...he wondered aloud if Dumbo was based on him. When asked if he meant because of the ears, he replied, "No, because of the name."