I don't go to Free Republic but googled "you might be a liberal" and found this(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1523568/posts):
You are against the War on Terror, but are only too happy to make millions of dollars by making movies about it.
You preach about the evils of Capitalism from the comfort of your Beverly Hills estate
You cry about "profiterring corporations", but still demand your weekly paycheck.
You think "rich people" are evil, but are willing to over-look the fact that Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Michael Moore, and Al Franken are "rich", as well.
You scream and shout when innocent civilians are accidentally caught in the cross-fire, but remain silent when terrorists kill them on purpose
You think OJ Simpson is really looking for the "real killers"
You think claim a higher moral ground in opposing the death penalty, but celebrate killing of innocent un-born babies
You think America deserved 9/11
You think the troops are "war criminals", but a thug who killed somebody in cold blood is just a "victim of society"
You think you can give a dollar to somebody, without first having to take it from somebody elsed
You want to ban and outlaw legal gun ownership, yet the same time, you want to be allowed to have armed guards at your beck-and-call
You think Ted Kennedy knows how to manage your money, better than you do.
You think Saddam, Kim Jong Il, and Castro were fairly elected, but President Bush was not
You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon
You think "tolerance" is reserved for those who share your opinions, views, and ideals
You think the name of God/Jesus should be banned and censored, except when spoken in profanity
You think it was wrong for Bush to use images of 9/11 in political ads, but saw nothing wrong with Kerry using flag-draped caskets in his ads.
You refuse to allow a child to carry a Bible to school, but demand that schools make special provisions to accommodate a non-Christian's religious beliefs.
You whine about religious leaders involvment in politics, but only when the Reverend's name is Robertson...not Jackson or Sharpton
You support radical Judges who interpret what they "think" the Constitution means, instead of what it actually says.
You think the meaning and definition of the Constitution should change, based on your own feelings or opinions.
You constantly cry about defense spending, but scream when bases in your areas are closed.
You think Greenpeace and the Earth Liberation Front burning down SUV dealerships or torching chemical plants "help" the enviroment.
You support low-income housing, until they start to build in your neighborhood.
You think the term "illegal alien" is a bad word
You think Michael Moore's films are "historically accurate"
You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding
You believe that there was no art before Federal funding
You think the only thing wrong with the forged Rather Memo, was people refused to believe it.
You think girls should be allowed to go to an all-boy school, but not the other way around
You support welfare for illegal immigrants who don't pay taxes, anyway
You think Fox News distorts the truth, but Dan Rather reports "honest journalism".
You complain that we never give peace a chance
When asked about your favorite Marx Brother, the first one to come to mind is Karl.
You think NPR is the only really fair and balanced news source
You think race riots are acceptable
You think racial hatred is wrong, but "class hatred" is acceptable
You think that every misbehaving child has ADD and needs to be doped-up on Ritalin.
You think lawsuits that deny any personal responsibility on the part of the plantiff is justified.
You think the best way to deal with terrorist regimes is to please and appease them.
You are opposed to a military presence in Europe, unless it's to bail out France
You would rather defend Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Saddam and Castro before you defend the US
You think violent gun-crime would automatically disappear if honest citizens could not bear arms.
You constantly equate Conservatives to the likes of Hilter as your only defense
You believe 1 + 1 = 2, or 3, or 4...or whatever it takes to protect the child's self-esteem
You think that porn should be federally protected per Freedom of Speech, but public profession of Faith should be outlawed.
You applaud Jimmy Carter for talking about Human Rights, but screamed and shouted when President Bush actually did something about it.
You think we should have given Saddam 12 more years, and then 12 more on top of that, if he didn't comply by then
You think the UN should be the final authority, even in the U.S.
You think if a person makes more than $50,000/year, then he/she is cheating people and ripping them off.