#1 The Weekly World News enters the Presidential Fray09-16-2008, 01:17 PM
WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.
OK she's toast now.
Last edited by bijou; 09-16-2008 at 01:19 PM.
09-16-2008, 01:18 PM
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Northern Virginia
She's the mother of Bat Boy, isn't she? I knew it, I knew it."Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
09-16-2008, 01:34 PM
I hear Jill Greenberg is out of work.This is bigger than presidential politics. This is a battle for America.
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