Look at the bright side: If all of the poor people die then everyone will be rich.
OMG they have Tom Hanks!!
Hey, I know what will fix this. Let's give Iran a few nukes and everything will be all good.
The trouble makers don't have to go to school today.
I would round them all up and put them in one big cage.
They've known who I am for over ten years.
I'm hearing no Americans aboard; the ship is the Maersk Tigris. Maersk is the line which had a ship seized by Somali pirates (cf the movie "Captain Phillips" with Tom Hanks).