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    Very weird story...


    From Dan Lothian, CNN White House Correspondent
    updated 8:01 AM EDT, Sat April 14, 2012

    Cartagena, Colombia (CNN) -- Twelve Secret Service agents sent to Colombia ahead of President Barack Obama were relieved of duty and returned home amid allegations of misconduct that involved prostitution, the man who tipped news agencies to the investigation told CNN Saturday.

    The incident in Cartagena -- one of two security issues that occurred Friday -- overshadowed the start of the sixth Summit of the Americas, where the president was to focus on trade, energy and regional security with 33 of the hemisphere's 35 leaders.

    "One of the agents did not pay one of the prostitutes, and she complained to the police," said Ronald Kessler, a former Washington Post reporter and author of "In the President's Secret Service: Behind the Scenes With Agents in the Line of Fire and the Presidents They Protect."

    The Washington Post, which was the first to report the story, said it was alerted to the investigation by Kessler.
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    It is weird. I thought the ho was supposed to get the money up front.

    And what the hell is a ho doing going to the cops anyway?

    I don't know what's going to happen to these guys, if anything, but the stupidity is on another level if they all lose their jobs because one skank didn't get the Benjamins. Has to be more to this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    It is weird. I thought the ho was supposed to get the money up front.

    And what the hell is a ho doing going to the cops anyway?

    I don't know what's going to happen to these guys, if anything, but the stupidity is on another level if they all lose their jobs because one skank didn't get the Benjamins. Has to be more to this.
    If this was one ho and 12 secret service men I would hope the government is paying for her huge birth control costs!
    I'm betting this is only a fluke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I'm betting this is only a fluke.
    Groan.

    Although, Cartagena is a beach town so her vagina was probably sandy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artois View Post


    This is actually a pretty big security violation. If one of the hookers was a plant, she could have bugged the Secret Service commo, or gotten access to Obama's itinerary. These guys screwed up big time, and need to find work in the private sector.
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    The secret service is in South America fucking Colombians while Obama is in Florida fucking Americans.
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    Strummin my six-string
    On my front porch swing
    Smell those shrimp they're beginnin to boil

    Chorus:
    Wastin away again in margaritaville
    Searching for my lost shaker of salt
    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
    But I know it's nobodys fault

    I don't know the reason
    I stayed here all season
    Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo
    But it's a real beauty
    A mexican cutie
    How it got here I haven't a clue

    Chorus:
    Wastin away again in margaritaville
    Searchin for my lost shaker of salt
    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
    Now I think
    Hell, it could be my fault

    I blew out my flip-flop
    Stepped on a pop-top
    Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
    But there's booze in the blender
    And soon it will render
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    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
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    Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
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    Occupied Wall Street
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    All of those hippies covered with crud
    Circle of drummin'
    Change we are bummin'
    Smell that crowd, they could use them some suds

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    Wastin away again in an Obamaville
    Not working much, to pay my own rent
    Some people claim it's myself, I should blame
    But I know it's that damned 1%

    I don't know the reason
    I stayed here all season
    Nothin to show 'cause the protest's a flop
    But if I sound nutty
    I'll get myself bloody
    That's all we can do is provoke all the cops

    Chorus:
    Wastin away again in an Obamaville
    Searchin for a stolen MACbook or two
    Some people claim that it's just Wall Street to blame
    Now I think
    Hell, it could be the Jooooooos

    I ran out of laundry
    Then called up my mommy
    Paid my bail had to cruise on back home
    But once it turns warmer
    We'll campaign for Obama
    For hope and change that helps me hang on

    Wastin away again in an Obamaville
    Searching for my commemorative bong
    I'm going to claim that the banks are to blame
    Even though it's my own damn fault
    Yes and I'm going to claim that the banks are to blame
    Though I know it's my own damn fault
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