I've been a C.O. for 6 1/2 years and for the first time today, I got to do a chair placement. What that is is an inmate who is on suicide watch decides to act the fool by either doing something destructive to the cell(break the fire sprinkler head, etc) or to himself. What happens is they get put in this(except naked as the day they were born):


Well, we had 2 of these and this is how I was dressed from about 3:30pm to 8pm tonight(except only one is holding the shield:


But there was more crap in the jail tonight. 2 suicide attempts and a few inmate fights. What a freaking night!