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  1. #1 Man Arrested for OWI with Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat of Truck 
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    DUBUQUE, Iowa - A Cascade man was arrested outside of a Dubuque bar on Sunday night with a pet zebra and a macaw parrot in the front seat of his truck. ...
    That was a heavy weekend
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    What, nothin strange here, he shouldn't have been drinking though.
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    Well...at least it wasn't Florida.
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    Well...at least it wasn't Florida.
    That's where he was headed.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    He spoke on air with a news team in my old neck of the woods...

    DUBUQUE COUNTY – Pet owner Jerald Reiter spoke with News 8 Tuesday about why he was allegedly driving drunk with a zebra and parrot in his car.

    Reiter says he was taking his pets to the Doghouse Lounge in Dubuqe. That’s a place where pets are allegedly allowed into the restaurant. Reiter claims he wasn’t driving when Dubuque Police came and made him take a breathalyzer test. The police department has a different story though.


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    How the hell do you get a zebra into the cab of a truck?

    For that matter, was the zebra drinking as well? It would explain a lot.

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