This was just released, the Official Schedule for the Democrat National Convention in Charlotte NC, Sept 4-6, 2012:
Democratic National Convention Schedule
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of "G_D___ America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castration Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States
6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangell
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination, declares that the Kenyan thing was a distraction, he was really born in Bethelehem
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
