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  1. #1 CDC: There is no zombie apocalypse 
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    In light of so many disturbing instances of cannibalism in recent weeks, the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is making one thing clear: Zombies do not exist.

    Some have joked that the zombie apocalypse must be finally upon us, considering recent news. There was the horrific face-eating arrest in Miami, the Maryland student who claims to have eaten his roommate’s heart and brain, the Canadian porn star accused of killing, eating and dismembered another man, and the New Jersey man who stabbed himself then threw his skin and intestines at police.
    Just to be clear, the CDC spelled it out an email to The Huffington Post: The walking dead are not responsible, nor do they exist. ...
    http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog...ie-apocalypse/
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    I bet they will no longer be saying that when somebody is sucking their guts down like spaghetti!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    The CDC is just covering up their tracks. This is clearly some kind of government social experiment.
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    Bunnies are plotting zombie apocalypse against humans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGrouse View Post
    Bunnies are plotting zombie apocalypse against humans.


    Yup! Eveyone has heard of Rob Zombunny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    The CDC is just covering up their tracks. This is clearly some kind of government social experiment.
    OMG, so the CDC is simply a zombie front organisation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    OMG, so the CDC is simply a zombie front organisation?


    It makes sense, after all the Red Cross is run by and for vampires-why do you think they always have blood shortages and make desperate calls for donations?
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    A zombie attack doesn't start out as an apocalypse, you know - it has to build momentum.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    A zombie attack doesn't start out as an apocalypse, you know - it has to build momentum.
    That's right, a pair of lips here a pair of lips there and before you know it's apackoflips!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Just in case.

    http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Sur...8838784&sr=8-6




    Skip right to page 28, Weapons and Contact Techniques.
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