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  1. #1 Cops: Woman steals wig, bites chunk of store owner's arm 
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    NEW HAVEN (WABC) -- A woman in Connecticut apparently "wigged out" after she allegedly got caught stealing a wig.

    Investigators say surveillance video from a beauty supply store in New Haven shows the suspect, Lowpel Davis, walking out of the store with a $15 wig.

    The 70-year-old owner and his son followed her down the street. The son say Davis repeatedly hit him and even bit off a chunk of his arm and spit it back in his face.

    Police say she was still kicking and screaming when they arrived.
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    Me thinks more than a wig was needed.
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    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Isn't this the third Zombie attack within a couple weeks???
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmPat View Post
    Isn't this the third Zombie attack within a couple weeks???
    Yeppers. People, it's what's for dinner!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Yeppers. People, it's what's for dinner!
    A zombie apocalypse right before an election? I suspect some Chicago-style voter registration at work. If they reanimate the dead, they don't have to pay living people to vote.
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