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  1. #1 Somali Islamists offer 10 camels as bounty for Obama 
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    I can't stop laughing...



    By the CNN Wire Staff
    updated 10:45 AM EDT, Sat June 9, 2012


    (CNN) -- The United States offers millions for information leading to the capture of the world's most wanted terrorists.

    A Somali militant group has purportedly countered with an offer of camels for U.S. officials.

    Al-Shabaab has placed a bounty of 10 camels for President Barack Obama and two camels for information on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

    I know I shouldn't laugh but...AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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    Ridiculous! He isn't worth two.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Ridiculous! He isn't worth two.
    Oh, I don't know... ten packs of Camels seems to be the going rate in prisons.
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    The reward should equal the value;
    no more than ten piles of camel poop for the Nin-Com-Poop In Chief.
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    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    They must be really serious if they are willing to offer up their sex partners as bounty.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Top 10 reasons why a camel is preferable to Obama:
    1. Camels have a better disposition.
    2. Obama turns fertile land into desert whereas a camel only crosses them.
    3. Camels are better golfers
    4. Camels don't use drugs.
    5. Camels wives have happier faces.
    6. Camels don't bow to Chinese.
    7. Camels can speak without teleprompters
    8. Camels stay of your back
    9. Camels don't tell you what to eat.
    10. Camels don't need vacation once a month at tax payers expense.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Oh, I don't know... ten packs of Camels seems to be the going rate in prisons.
    Pfft, those scumbags would do it for Bugler's.
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    Apparently they want him for breeding purposes.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
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    I see a resemblance in the areas around the mouth and the ears. Are they related?
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