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    10 Books Not To Read Before You Die
    The producer of at least three television shows that you may quite like shares with us his definitive list of books that just aren't worth the bother

    Richard Wilson

    Recommended lists of ‘essential’ reading are the most pernicious ‘to do’ lists of all. Lists of physical achievements or magical holiday destinations or wonderful restaurants or fabulous hotels make you feel like your life has been wasted; a list of great books you should have read makes you feel like your brain has been wasted.

    Most people embarking on a journey into a new book will feel they have to hack through a hundred pages of dense undergrowth before their conscience will allow them to give it up as a lost cause. But how many people feel secure enough in their own judgment even to do that? How many times have we all ploughed on to the end to find there’s actually no treasure after all? A book, even a useless one, can take several days out of your life so it’s a big investment.

    The best way to fight the massed ranks of recommended books is with an offensively glib and, if possible, ill-informed reason for not bothering with them.

    10: Ulysses – James Joyce

    There’s a brilliant scene in the much-underrated sitcom It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum, when Sergeant Major Williams (Windsor Davies) snatches a book from Mr La-di-dah Gunner Graham and says:

    ‘What’s this you’re reading? Useless?’

    ‘Ulysses, Sergeant Major.’

    At school I remember my English teacher saying that he knew no one who had managed to get to the end of it. It does sound rubbish, doesn’t it? I’d have thought it was the duty of a great book to drag you along to the last page. But in a way, that’s good to know: if it’s famously hard going you have the perfect excuse not to bother with it.

    9: Lord of the Rings – J R R Tolkien

    The best I can say about this book is that it was a very useful tool at school for helping to choose your friends. Carrying a copy of Tolkien’s monstrous tome was the equivalent of a leper’s bell: ‘Unclean! Unclean!’ I knew I would have nothing in common with anyone who had read it. Their taste in music, clothes, television, everything was predetermined by their devotion to Gandalf. Without a shadow of a doubt, in a few years, these people would be going to Peter Gabriel gigs and reading Dune.
    More at the link. What are some other monumental wastes of time in the reading department?

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    Lord of the Rings was tough to read - that's why I only read the three of them twice :D
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    I haven't read #4 or #6; otherwise, I agree with the Proust choice. The rest were worthwhile, at least in their time and place.
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    I didn't read #6 either. Fear and Loathing is pretty worthless, though.

    I have to agree with the author that The Beauty Myth is utterly pointless.
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    War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
    The only saving grace was Denisov. I spent 3/4 of the book wishing every other character would just hurry up and kill themselves.
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    I love Fear and Loathing in LV, though Campaign Trail '72 is better.
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    If time is short, I'd recommend giving Silas Marner and The Mayor of Casterbridge a miss.
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    I vehemently disagree w/ No2

    2: The Iliad -- Homer
    The very idea that you are somehow culturally incomplete without knowledge of Homer is ridiculous. The Iliad is one of the most boring books ever written and it’s not just a boring book, it’s a boring epic poem; all repetitive battle scenes with a lot of reproaching and challenging and utterances escaping the barrier of one’s teeth and nostrils filling with dirt and helmet plumes nodding menacingly. There’s a big fight between Achilles and Hector and that’s about it.
    I read it and enjoyed it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FeebMaster View Post
    The only saving grace was Denisov. I spent 3/4 of the book wishing every other character would just hurry up and kill themselves.
    :D:D:D Exactly! LOL! Oh God, my chest hurts from laughing!
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    If time is short, I'd recommend giving Silas Marner and The Mayor of Casterbridge a miss.
    I'd add Catcher in the Rye and Sister Carrie; both are tragically overrated. You can also manage a good life without being in the least familiar with anything written by Toni Morrison.
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