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  1. #1 The Horth Whithperer 
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    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

    His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

    'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

    So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

    'A female horth.'

    So he shows him a prized filly.

    'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

    So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
    'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

    So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
    'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

    The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

    'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?

    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.


    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

    'Perhapth I should rephrase that. 'Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    An oldie but goodie.

    I don't think this is funny coming just one day after gingersnap posted that story about the stolen horse.

    Where's your humanity?

    :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    An oldie but goodie.

    I don't think this is funny coming just one day after gingersnap posted that story about the stolen horse.

    Where's your humanity?

    :D


    Now with more humanity than ever...
    Yes..this camera is heavy.
    No...you can't be on TV.
    Look kid, go bother the reporter...I'm busy!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    An oldie but goodie.

    I don't think this is funny coming just one day after gingersnap posted that story about the stolen horse.

    Where's your humanity?

    :D
    I didn't know about the horse. My sisters horse died sometime Monday night. Cricket was 33 yrs old.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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