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    JUNE 15--For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.

    Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.

    Municipal Court records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.

    Marshall was first busted in February 2010 when witnesses spotted him engaged “with a teddy bear in mens bathroom” at a public library (which prompted a judge to order him to “stay away all Hamilton Co. public libraries”).

    He was again arrested in November 2010 and August 2011 for “masturbating w/a stuffed animal (teddy bear)” and “masturbating using a teddy bear in a public place where minors were likely to be present.”

    It is unclear whether cops this week seized Marshall's teddy bear (or even if they would want to). If so, fellow Cincinnatians should look for him at an area Toys "R" Us. (3 pages)
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...r-lover-678234

    If Barack had a son he would look like this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    If Barack had a son he would look like this!
    The perp or the bear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    The perp or the bear?
    Okay, now you have me confused!
    How is obama working out for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    The perp or the bear?
    Good men sleep peaceably in their beds at night because
    rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    Hey! Nobody said anything about a threesome!
    --Odysseus
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    Maybe he just got done doing laundry....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gina View Post
    {Off teleprompter:} Uh, good news folks, uh, thah Cincinnata PD, uh, has just donated two Teddy Bears, uh to mah daughtas.
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