Ahh whom am I kidding? I'd hit it with extreme prejudice. Maybe it would calm her down, but first those ugly pig tails have to go...and no dancing or chants.
I don't care how long I had gone without sex, I would NEVER be desperate enough to stick Mr. Happy in THAT. I wouldn't even do it if the survival of the human race depended on it. I'd rather see the species die out than have a chance of producing more people like her.