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  1. #1 Burglar Breaks Into Arcadia Home To Take A Shower, Have A Snack 
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    ARCADIA (CBS) — A burglar broke into an Arcadia home over the weekend, but didn’t take money or jewelry – she took a shower.

    Police say they are looking for the woman, described as having flower tattoos on both sides of her face, who broke into a home in the 1100 block of West Duarte Road Saturday afternoon, the San Gabriel Valley Tribune reported.

    The resident returned home about 2:30 p.m. to find her front door chained from the inside and the screen removed from an opened rear window. The resident climbed inside and heard water running in her shower and her bedroom television turned on, police told the Tribune.

    The burglar called out from the shower, asking the victim what she wanted, the newspaper reported. The resident told the burglar to get out and went to call a friend for help.

    The burglar walked out the front door 10 minutes later, also grabbing the resident’s keys, but said nothing on her way out.

    Police say the burglar also took a bag of cherries from the refrigerator and poured herself a glass of apple juice, as if preparing a snack for after her shower.

    The burglar also “lightly” ransacked the master bedroom, but nothing else was reported stolen.

    The burglar was described as a 5-foot-11, 170-pound 40-year-old black woman with black hair, with flower tattoos on each side of her face, wearing a blue or green shirt and capri pants.
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    Sigh, when I was single I used to dream of woman breaking in and using my shower.
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    The woman had to be on drugs or drunk.

    She was going to make a snack?
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    5-11, 170 pounds. That's my size, and makes for a pretty big woman.
    And flower tattoos on each side of her face? Ought to make her pretty easy to find, even though she is obviously homeless.

    To the perp:
    Next time, just go to a truck stop. They'll charge you about 6 bucks and with your looks no one will ever ask if you are a truck driver.
    Wouldn't matter, anyway.
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    I swear this is not the first time I've heard of something like this happening. I think the last time it was a guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck View Post
    5-11, 170 pounds. That's my size, and makes for a pretty big woman.
    And flower tattoos on each side of her face? Ought to make her pretty easy to find, even though she is obviously homeless.

    To the perp:
    Next time, just go to a truck stop. They'll charge you about 6 bucks and with your looks no one will ever ask if you are a truck driver.
    Wouldn't matter, anyway.
    At a truck stop she could make a few bucks.
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    If she didn't steal anything and took a shower, she clearly wasn't an occupier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    At a truck stop she could make a few bucks.
    Ain't that th troof! At some of the truck stops the lot lizards will just pound the paint off your doors. I was taking a nap one hot day outside St Louis and some lot lizard came knocking, and I was thinking, "Jesus, Lady! It's 100 degrees without all these idling trucks and you're walking around out there?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck View Post
    Ain't that th troof! At some of the truck stops the lot lizards will just pound the paint off your doors. I was taking a nap one hot day outside St Louis and some lot lizard came knocking, and I was thinking, "Jesus, Lady! It's 100 degrees without all these idling trucks and you're walking around out there?"

    Desperation. It'll do strange things to you.
    What did you and her talk about?
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