5 deadliest things women say

[Hubie]

As a married man, I can attest to all of these.


1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and YOU need to shut-up.

2. NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.

3. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4. WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you.

5. THAT’S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

BONUS WORD – WOW: This is not a compliment, she is amazed that one person could be so stupid!


(I've seen this list associated with a pic of Whoopi Goldberg, but I can't confirm if she's actually the author.)

[Starbuck]

Southern women say, "Bless her heart".....it means "that bitch!"

[noonwitch]

Southern women say, "Bless her heart".....if means "that bitch!"

A woman at court the other day got all rude with the security guard operating the metal detector. After she walked out of the building, he was about to start cursing and I just laughed and said "She's a child of God". He laughed at that point, too.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I've seen a longer list of Female English, I think it included some of the following, IIRC:

NO = No

YES = No, usually, but it can mean 'Yes." Be sure your sarcasm and irony detectors are fully functional before proceeding on the latter assumption.

MAYBE = No

IT WOULD BE NICE IF = Attention to orders!

...and so on...

[Gina]

How about: If you say so..
or: Does this make me look fat? (Correct response: You look beautiful, as always)

[FlaGator]

You left out the worse of all...

"we need to talk."

[Bailey]

How about: If you say so..
or: Does this make me look fat? (Correct response: You look beautiful, as always)

an addition to that statement, if a white woman says does this make my ass look big you say NO but if its a black woman you say YES. :D

[Hubie]

an addition to that statement, if a white woman says does this make my ass look big you say NO but if its a black woman you say YES. :D

What do you say to Kim Kardashian?

[Retread]

What do you say to Kim Kardashian?

Go away! you're trouble incarnate.

[Bailey]

What do you say to Kim Kardashian?

I would prolly mumble to her being that close to those boobies.