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  1. #1 Naked driver in Fort Pierce has toy pistol in tush, report says 
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    PHOTO PROVIDED BY FORT PIERCE POLICE
    The eight inch barrel of a plastic pistol was discovered in a man's anus after the man was spotted driving "buck naked" in Fort Pierce, according to recently released records.
    Police on July 2 encountered the man with the toy handgun in his heinie, later identified as 49-year-old Robert Casey, after a report of a nude dude driving a black Jeep Cherokee.
    Officers were dispatched to the area of Jenkins and Okeechobee roads, and one spied a shirtless man in a black Jeep. The Jeep got on an Interstate 95 entry ramp, and the officer turned on his lights and siren. The Jeep driver pulled off the northbound lane, but kept driving slowly.
    "It appeared that he was trying to get dressed by attempt(ing) to pull on a pair of pants that he had grabbed from the passenger seat," a report states. "He continued to drive slowly for about 200 yards struggling to get his pants on."...







    Of course Fort Pierce is in Florida, where else would it be?
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    Yup, Flori-duh.

    I'd hate to be the poor sap to have to handle that "evidence," rubber gloves or not.
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    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Why is it never good looking chicks that do these things?


    Anyway, anyone know if there's anyone gone missing from DU lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubie View Post
    Why is it never good looking chicks that do these things?


    Anyway, anyone know if there's anyone gone missing from DU lately?
    Doesn't sound like any of them. They all oppose concealed carry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Doesn't sound like any of them. They all oppose concealed carry.
    Ody wins the thread.
    Olde-style, states' rights conservative. Ask if this concept confuses you.
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    Nova is thinking since when is it illegal to have a toy gun up your ass.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Wood View Post
    Ody wins the thread.
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