The eight inch barrel of a plastic pistol was discovered in a man's anus after the man was spotted driving "buck naked" in Fort Pierce, according to recently released records.PHOTO PROVIDED BY FORT PIERCE POLICE
Police on July 2 encountered the man with the toy handgun in his heinie, later identified as 49-year-old Robert Casey, after a report of a nude dude driving a black Jeep Cherokee.
Officers were dispatched to the area of Jenkins and Okeechobee roads, and one spied a shirtless man in a black Jeep. The Jeep got on an Interstate 95 entry ramp, and the officer turned on his lights and siren. The Jeep driver pulled off the northbound lane, but kept driving slowly.
"It appeared that he was trying to get dressed by attempt(ing) to pull on a pair of pants that he had grabbed from the passenger seat," a report states. "He continued to drive slowly for about 200 yards struggling to get his pants on."...
Of course Fort Pierce is in Florida, where else would it be?
Originally Posted by bijou
